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Id explain these to everyone else, but i would prefer not to. Want great book recommendations in your inbox every week. Vintage book covers with unintentionally dirty titles a cautionary tale. Buy the little book of dirty jokes by sid finch isbn. Its hard to care about republicans outrage over nancy pelosi tearing up trumps speech when they just spent the last two weeks tearing up the constitution. Although i dont think the latter is based on a real book. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance read more. Cleaners found 4ft pile of dirty cat litter in extreme hoarders home. Diots and the mandatory companion volume, the ultimate in hypocrisy by im won too i was the engineer for the barbershop quartet by mike mixer. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. If you lay em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years or so. Book title joke 7 round the mountain by sheelagh b.
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It might be argued that if your mind werent in the gutter, these perfectly innocent books wouldnt sound dirty. Mar 06, 2019 inspired by the original fake book covers on the subway by runninglateshow and we had to try it for ourselves. Start practicing your poker face, because these jokes and oneliners tend to stick in the brain and weve brought out the big guns with some dirty knock knock jokes. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited.
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